In which the author creates a sequel to the text message post of yesteryear

I know, I haven't posted in AGES, and I wish I could say it was because I was revising, but let's not lie to ourselves. In all fairness, I did at first have a whole load of deadlines, but exam preparation was hardly forthcoming after that. :P
Anyhow, I decided in order to prove that I haven't abandoned this blog completely that I'd do a quick little post now, as I do still have two exams to revise for...

Thus, I decided to share some of the fun/amusing/weird texts I've recieved since my last text sharing post way back in November ^_^

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- 'Men are like grapes, and it's our job to stamp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.'

- 'Proclamation of love number 4. Wtf! X x'

- 'Ha ha lucky you :) Although in the time it has taken you to get your sex life back, I've just been on the phone with student loans :/ I feel you achieved more...'

- 'My mate mat her gaw and nifc haha x x'   (No, the sender in question had NO IDEA what they were trying to say when I asked the next day :P )

- 'Ew holy foreskin. Wtf. xx'

- 'I saw LEMURS!!!!! XX'

- 'Some juice necessary for the lubrication of her faculties was spontaneously squirted. Most erotic description of painting ever! X x x'

- 'BOOOOOOOOBS!!!! Operation shoe shop commences!! Xx'

- 'This is a quest i have a vested interest in. You have my axe. :) '

- 'It's true. I'm alot like Gandhi that way.'

- 'If I smothered myself in nutella, I could become a god. :-) xx'

- 'guess who's drunk?         [two line breaks]          It may be me. :-) xx'

- 'Lmao i love you. My revision is now drinking x x'

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I promise to do some more posts soooooooooooooon... :/ xx

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Random Fact of the Day: Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

Random Image of the Day:

Wrong in so many ways...

In which the author has a bit of a rant, then a random image fest

Sooooooooooooo. At  last it’s the Christmas holidays. I am currently sat here with the power off in the house because our running water is refusing to heat up (thank the lord for the electric shower downstairs) and the electrician is pissing around with the power. He’s currently chatting with the landlord instead of flipping the switch to give us back electricity and the internet, seeing as the box doesn’t run without it. AH! There we are! Hurrah... oh, no, that’s just the lights back on. Oh, there’s our not-so elusive landlord.

There’s a stupid amount of snow, and it seems no-one can get home... I have one housemate who went a while back (clever her), one who’s been stuck at Heathrow since Saturday, and one who’s going to attempt the trip back today. I’m so glad I decided to stay down here for Christmas instead of going up north... hope Dad can get down!! I’m sure it’ll be fine, apparently the roads are OK...

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OK, so I typed that all on Monday and never posted it. Nope, the shower still isn’t fixed. 

 

Also, I have a tale of holiday desperation and ridiculousness. I had to serve the most ridiculous customer at work today. He bought a cushion, then asked me to wrap it in tissue paper. We don't gift wrap. It was just plain thin tissue paper. Two sheets of it. Two sheets of plain tissue paper to wrap a CUSHION. I tried so hard to hold down my "really? ...really??" look. Methinks the guy truly couldn't be bothered with wrapping this year. Plus there was a really long queue behind him, which I had to hold up whilst I tissue-papered a cushion. Seriously.

 

Thus, in the hopes of bringing you all back up from the depths of holiday depression and sadness at my continued lack of hot running water, have a slice of insanity that is some of the random pictures that I’ve been saving up for the “Random Image of the Day” section. You're welcome. Also, if I don't bother blogging again before, Merry Christmas! ^_^

seriously... wtf is going on here?!!

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Random Fact of the Day: The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called 'aglets'.

Random Image of the Day: (Yes, you still get one, I'm generous like that)

THE TABLES ARE TURNED!!!