In which the author gets a little over exited with MorphThing

Ok, so most of you I imagine will have heard of MorphThing ( http://www.morphthing.com ). Basically, for those who have not yet experienced the wonders of this website, it lets you morph faces together AND predict what their kids will look like. It's a time-waster's dream.
Most people will morph their faces with their one celebrity crush, or with their friends, but a disturbed few will choose to try the baby morphing thing. It will shatter some dreams and perfect others. For example, I have discovered that when Matt Smith and I get together, it would be a great cruelty to reproduce, as MorphThing has helpfully shown me that our offspring bear an uncanny resemblance to Shrek. On the other hand, when I marry Gaspard Ulliel, I can rest assured that our children will be the most adorable things ever.

With this in mind, I have, in a totally sane manner, created my fantasy brood - a child for each fling when I become a celebrity hussy. Some are adorable, some... should be drowned at birth. Behold my mighty brood.

The Adorables

Father: Gaspard Ulliel

Father: Gerard Way

Father: Milo Ventimiglia

Father: James McAvoy

Father: Seth Green

The Fuglys

Father: Christian Bale

Father: Johnny Depp

Father: Jake Gyllenhaal

Granted, some of these fugly kids are rendered disturbing by the mustache shadow left by the merger, but still, this is evidence that perhaps when I date Christian Bale, Johnny Depp and Jake Gyllenhaal, I should refrain from having children with them.

No, I have no idea why Bale's kid looks kinda like Meatloaf with spiked hair.

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The other mighty purpose which MorphThing can serve for is to attempt to create the perfect man. A challenge which I have undertaken with great effort. Behold. Womankind, you may thank me later.

~ Disclaimer: Results may be subjective, but don't worry, mine is the best and most reliable opinion.
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My Attempts at Creating The Perfect Man

Attempt No.1

This wonderful creature, ladies, is an amalgamation of Zachary Quinto, James Franco, Gaspard Ulliel, and Robert Downey Jnr.
I think he's kinda yummy actually. And strangely familiar looking...






Attempt No. 2

Meet the amalgamation of Joseph Fiennes, Gerard Way, James McAvoy, and Adrien Brody. I was kinda nervous as to how this would turn out what with all their distinctive features, but I think it's kinda good actually. Personally I prefer No.1, but my dear housemate disagrees.




Attempt No. 3

Ici est the amalgamation of Jake Gyllenhaal, Milo Ventimiglia, Jonathon Rhys Myers, and Takeshi Kaneshiro. Wow, I really did put all the awkward names in one here. I shall call it Gylltimrhyshiro. Not too sure of my opinion on this one. I think he looks like an '80s elf...




Attempt No. 4

And the final basic combination: Colin Farrell, Zach Braff, Seth Green, and Cillian Murphy. I think he's kinda cute in a homey sort of way.

Now, this was all going quite well, until I started to get a little drunk on power, and a strange idea took hold of me... what if I were to morph all these amalgamations into one SUPER HOT MAN??? The concept was too much to resist, and so I give you...

Super-Hot-Man Mark 1

I'm not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed. 16 men in one was bound to throw up problems, and I found that morph thing erased every distinctive feature in making this image. It's good looking, I'll give it that, but he just needs a little something more. More distinctive cheekbones? More piercing eyes? Heavier eyebrows? The hunt for the perfect man continues. He does have really good skin though...

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...some time later:

BUT let this not be an abandoned project!!! I urge you all, for the good of mankind to join me in this brave quest - together we can suceed, and using cloning techniques EVERYONE can have one. Welcome to the future ladies and gentleman - a wonderful, bright, (non-orange) future.

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